Orange County California’s disgraced former sheriff, Mike “Skippy” Carona, once known and admired as “America’s Sheriff”, turned convicted felon, is headed for a halfway house earlier than expected according to news reports, after serving almost five years in federal prison for public corruption, specifically, witness tampering.
But it’s not all bad. I’m sure it won’t be long before Skippy teams up with trusted advisor / spokeshole, Mike “Baghdad Bob” Schroeder and resumes his place of honor in the OC GOP! At the very least, his prospects look good for becoming a Fox News commentator / contributor like former convicts Oliver North, Mark Furhman, and Skippy’s ol’ buddy, disgraced former NYPD Commissioner Bernie Kerik, also fresh out of prison and on a book tour. Who knows, maybe they’ll collaborate on a children’s book!